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The Return of Mother.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:25 pm
by mother
I was contacted by some strange guy on here regarding me making a reappearance. Normally I would have just told him to sod off and sent him a picture of my special purpose. However, I have been feeling the creative bug for quite awhile now and even wondering about some of my old chums (ish) on here. So it was fortuitous that he sent me a message.

For those of you who know me, worship me and cry at your good fortune.

For those of you who don't, ALFA owes much of what it could have been to me. Alas, what it could have been was lost when it was overrun with little pencil-necked men with pocket protectors that get gooseflesh from organizing a bureaucratic snafu and who have more joy in rules lawyering than in creating an epic campaign.

I am mother.

I build unlike any other. I DM scenarios that you will never be able to cleanse yourself from.

And I am here to get what is rightfully mine.

I will be contacting the powers-that-be to see what I can make come to life. Let's see if we can make this place elite again.

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:29 pm
by Stormbring3r
SWEET!!!!

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:02 pm
by Adanu
I don't know you, but I like you already.

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:41 pm
by Swift
Adanu wrote:I don't know you, but I like you already.
You will probably change your mind eventually ;)

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:43 pm
by hollyfant
May the Gods have mercy on our souls...

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:57 pm
by Adanu
Swift wrote:
Adanu wrote:I don't know you, but I like you already.
You will probably change your mind eventually ;)
A ringing endorsement from Swift. I like you more already 8)

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:07 am
by Heero
Hi, mom. I cant wait to suckle your teats til the are sore and swollen. Welcome back.

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:31 am
by mother
That was somewhat disturbing. Which is saying a lot. But as the saying goes, "When a Roman offers sexual favors to you then you rolls the dice and you takes your chances". So, whenever you feel froggy, my teats be ready. Good to see you by the way, Heehaw.

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:03 am
by Grand Fromage
엄마!! Welcome back and I look forward to your storming out thread.

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:19 am
by wvincenti
Welcome back.

You too GF! Get in game. :-)

-Bill

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:56 am
by mother
Grand Fauxpas!
Gods, its just sad to see you still here all pathetic like...
Makes me want to make you a chai latte and cover you in a warm blanky...
Hows it been, pal?

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 6:04 am
by Castano
welcome back.

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:43 am
by Veilan
They all come back. 8)

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:09 am
by Rumple C
You aren't my mother.

Re: The Return of Mother.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:49 am
by Swift
Rumple C wrote:You aren't my mother.
That you are aware of.