So I was playing some PnP on wednesday when our halfling scout started throwing jokes from the blue. Besides being the self proclaimed "world's tallest halfling" he seems to have a good sense of humor too.
How many adventurers does it take to change a light bulb in the Tomb of Horrors?
6 so far...
Why did the sorcerer get pulled over?
His license was evoked.
Anyone have any more?
DnD jokes
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DnD jokes
Past PCs: Kasimir Mace, Janus Faust, Morten Gundrhamn
Current PC: Karsus Valdyr
The waves were dead; the tides were in their grave, the moon, their mistress, had expired before; The winds were wither'd in the stagnant air, and the clouds perish'd; darkness had no need of aid from them--She was the universe.
Current PC: Karsus Valdyr
The waves were dead; the tides were in their grave, the moon, their mistress, had expired before; The winds were wither'd in the stagnant air, and the clouds perish'd; darkness had no need of aid from them--She was the universe.
Re: DnD jokes
I'm sorry, but those were terrible puns! 
For general D&D humour though, I find that Motivational Posters work really well:
http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/
There used to be a site that had a collection of 'PnP Famous Last Words' but I don't know if it's still around.
For general D&D humour though, I find that Motivational Posters work really well:
http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/
There used to be a site that had a collection of 'PnP Famous Last Words' but I don't know if it's still around.
