A Land Far Away

Zelk, if you were to actaully win, what would you do? Step down? Seriously change your policies? Or just sit there laughing at ALFAs stupidity?

Rotku wrote:Zelk, if you were to actaully win, what would you do? Step down? Seriously change your policies? Or just sit there laughing at ALFAs stupidity?

I hope for the third.

Not mutually exclusive from the others.

Anyway, a couple of further questions, Zelk:

(1) Are you sure you have the time to fully commit to dog kicking and kitten drowning?

(2) How do you imagin the wolf/dingo training will work? Given so many failed attempts at proper DM training over the years, do you believe you will have any more luck with the k9s?

(3) What do you foresee as the going price for the slaves? Are you going to set a price, or do you prefer opening them up for an auction?

Can we add a couple more new seats ?

I demand Hofmarskalk of Despair

and

Despot of Doom

perhaps also

Matriarch of Bitterness (............)

Rotku wrote:Zelk, if you were to actaully win, what would you do? Step down? Seriously change your policies? Or just sit there laughing at ALFAs stupidity?

Yes

Rotku wrote:(1) Are you sure you have the time to fully commit to dog kicking and kitten drowning?

Fully commit? Oh my no. I wholly embrace the fact that the audacity of my plans demands that the workload be delegated to people with passion and interest in the specifics of my ultimate vision for ALFA. I know, as well as anyone, that one person cannot keep you all screaming in the night.

Rotku wrote:(2) How do you imagin the wolf/dingo training will work? Given so many failed attempts at proper DM training over the years, do you believe you will have any more luck with the k9s?

I believe I am the first to run for Admin in ALFA with a degree in Educational Psychology. Unfortunately, my foci were gifted/talented students and English for secondary schools, but I would point out that a G&T focus is technically a subschool of special education. I think that prepares me for ALFA and its animals.

That said, I intend to take the route pioneered by B.F. Skinner and his method of radical behaviorism. Such methods have trained pigeons to guide missiles and bats to plant napalm during World War II; their broadness of application and success rates are obvious there.

Rotku wrote:(3) What do you foresee as the going price for the slaves? Are you going to set a price, or do you prefer opening them up for an auction?

Pricing for human beings varies quite a bit depending on market conditions and the type of person being sold. Generally speaking, Caucasian people sell for more than other races, and non-Hispanic for more than Hispanic. Healthy people sell for more, as do those with attractive facial features/smooth hair. One must be aware that human trafficing, in the modern world, has very little to do with manual labor, and much to do with broken people attempting to fill emotional needs (such as for a sexual/romantic partner or a child.)

That said, four-digit numbers reliably. Five-digit numbers for a pretty submissive young thin blonde white girl, and an auction is asking for a sting. But this is why you need me to handle your human trafficing; if one such as yourself were to attempt, you'd get caught.

zicada wrote:Can we add a couple more new seats ?

I demand Hofmarskalk of Despair

and

Despot of Doom

perhaps also

Matriarch of Bitterness (............)

Those are my titles.

Lady Zelknolf XIV, Queen of Hatred, Matriarch of Bitterness, Despot of Doom, Defender of the Unholy Synagogue, Devourerer of Small Children, Snuffer of Hope, and Bringer of the Endtimes. Internets just make it difficult to see the orb and scepter that come with the gig. Rest assured, they are there, causing typos.

// edit - However, someone who shall remain nameless has issued a formal challenge for the position of Matriarch of Bitterness, and by the customs, we shall fight above a bit of burning coals with sword, buckler, and murmillo helmet. The Prince of Darkness will shield the most Unholy from the flames, and she who emerges unburned shall continue to hold the title. I will be able to give formal word as to who holds the title for the longer term in two weeks' time.

I've heard enough.

You have my vote,- if this submissive blond can be handed my way for say, a 4-digit number instead.

zicada wrote:I've heard enough.

You have my vote,- if this submissive blond can be handed my way for say, a 4-digit number instead.

Deal.

Zelk, if you win will you donkey punch Zic ?

Lusipher wrote:Zelk, if you win will you donkey punch Zic ?

I believe i can answer that

....

Yea

I fuckin deserve it for my stupid post weeks ago anyway

Lusipher wrote:Zelk, if you win will you donkey punch Zic ?

At least twice.

I hereby claim my right to the title "Baroness of Bitterness". All challengers to my claim step to the fore and prepare for battle.

I nominate Mikayla as the only worthy challenger to your title FI. Let preparations begin

FanaticusIncendi wrote:I hereby claim my right to the title "Baroness of Bitterness". All challengers to my claim step to the fore and prepare for battle.

I only have one thing to say.

Do your pawns get dental?