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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:02 am
Kert trying to communicate with a Gnome who doesn't speak common.
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:24 am
lol
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:34 pm
lulz
the new way to say hello...
the new way to say hello...
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:16 pm
Feat: Yo-yo Nuts
Type: General
Source: Expanded Psionics Handbook
Vulnerable parts of your anatomy may be protected with an act of will.
Prerequisite: Con 14, has nuts.
Benefit: You naturally can retract your nuts deep into your pubic region for a number of rounds per day equal to double your Constitution bonus. A +4 to Natural AC and 50% concealment bonus for this region of the anatomy is applied vs. any Precise Shot, Improved Precise Shot or similar combat tactic targeting the area. Any use of the Intimidate skill requiring the user's voice during the use of this feat suffers a -2 circumstance bonus, due to such voice temporarily raising by an octave. Elves are exempt from this penalty as no one takes their masculinity seriously to begin with.
Type: General
Source: Expanded Psionics Handbook
Vulnerable parts of your anatomy may be protected with an act of will.
Prerequisite: Con 14, has nuts.
Benefit: You naturally can retract your nuts deep into your pubic region for a number of rounds per day equal to double your Constitution bonus. A +4 to Natural AC and 50% concealment bonus for this region of the anatomy is applied vs. any Precise Shot, Improved Precise Shot or similar combat tactic targeting the area. Any use of the Intimidate skill requiring the user's voice during the use of this feat suffers a -2 circumstance bonus, due to such voice temporarily raising by an octave. Elves are exempt from this penalty as no one takes their masculinity seriously to begin with.
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:09 pm
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:10 pm
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:33 pm
I am still waiting for the following spells...
Brass Balls (lvl1)
Iron balls (lvl3)
Balls o steel (lvl5)
COMON BB!
Brass Balls (lvl1)
Iron balls (lvl3)
Balls o steel (lvl5)
COMON BB!
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:32 am
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:58 am
Is that a cat or some miniature kind of walrus?
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:57 pm
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:16 pm
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:15 pm
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:28 pm
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:22 am
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:43 am
