The Return of Mother.

Magile · Post by **Magile** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:09 pm

I-KP wrote:I can smell the friction from here. At least, I think it's friction that I'm smelling...

Nah, no friction at all. Just a bunch of old, grumpy men welcoming an old, grumpy man back into the fray.

Grand Fromage · Post by **Grand Fromage** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:25 am

None of us can ever hope to be as old and grumpy as mother.

mother · Post by **mother** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:00 pm

That's true but I am still a baaaaad man.

Duck One · Post by **Duck One** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:32 am

mother wrote:Magile, don't be afraid and threatened. Little ducks usually do when a big gator comes back to the pond. Storming out implies passion and passion is what is needed it appears. Regardless, I am glad that you at least made the attempt at reaching out through posting.

...could have something to do with the odor of said gator. I put the over/under of the number of posts between this one and the drama-filled rant followed by a storming exit at 42. Any takers? Best of luck.

mother · Post by **mother** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:33 pm

It's the duck. My arch enemy el ducko del sucko. Well not arch enemy... more like annoying freckle faced kid next door who has a donkey laugh and picks his nose that you would slug if you got the chance.

Castano · Post by **Castano** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:32 am

Will we have the thing I pray for nightly?...NERD FIGHT!

mother · Post by **mother** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:29 am

http://www.alandfaraway.org/pics#
Find mother's pic. Rethink nerd label. Nerd will whoop you, son.
lolz

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:33 am

I dunno, man, scrawny arms out of proportion with rotund body.

mother · Post by **mother** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:36 am

Scrawny? LOL

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:37 am

Im not convinced. Can you lift a YETI cooler full of ice and beer with one arm? I can.

mother · Post by **mother** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:39 am

I can throw a grand piano filled with molten lead onto the top of a 2 story building.

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:40 am

Thats nice, but what about the full YETI cooler - can you lift it or not?

mother · Post by **mother** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:43 am

I don't know what a YETI cooler is, hard to say. I have an impressive bench. I also teach MMA, that's what I am doing in that pic, and have for 7 years now. So, it's grappling/Muay Thai strength. Coolers? I don't know. I throw people.

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:47 am

Dont try an substitute one of them low budget Coleman or Igloos for a YETI. Aint the same thing, bro, and ya aint foolin no one.

mother · Post by **mother** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:51 am

LMAO
I must get one and attempt it. Until then, I take your word that it makes you stronger.

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