Zelk Questions

[FanaticusIncendi]

I hereby claim my right to the title "Baroness of Bitterness". All challengers to my claim step to the fore and prepare for battle.

I only have one thing to say.

Do your pawns get dental?

Noes. The bitterness keeps your teeth from rotting. If you need a dentist it's cuz you've been sweet and thus ineligible for the office of "Bitterness Pawn".

[Amar]

do i apply for the position here, in person, over the phone, or is there an online application?

[FanaticusIncendi]

do i apply for the position here, in person, over the phone, or is there an online application?

None of the above. I see from your self-nom that you still have hope. Having any trace of hope whatsoever instantly disqualifies you for the position. Only when all your hope for anything in ALFA ever improving has been utterly annihilated can you begin to approach the level of bitterness that will qualify you as a Bitterness Pawn candidate. I will keep your application on file and if you are elected we can refer back to it in approximately 6 months to gauge your level of bitterness at that time.

[Amar]

None of the above. I see from your self-nom that you still have hope. Having any trace of hope whatsoever instantly disqualifies you for the position. Only when all your hope for anything in ALFA ever improving has been utterly annihilated can you begin to approach the level of bitterness that will qualify you as a Bitterness Pawn candidate. I will keep your application on file and if you are elected we can refer back to it in approximately 6 months to gauge your level of bitterness at that time.

What about the position for Minister of Self-Dismemberment?
Im a college student, with a job, working 70 hours a week on a LARP, and I applied for LA. Do I qualify for that?

[FanaticusIncendi]

Sorry that is not my department. Please fill out these inane forms *piles large stack of forms in front of Amar* in triplicate, and leave them at the front desk, in the circular file. Then, if she feels like it and when she is damn good and ready, Lady Zelknolf XIV, the Queen of Hatred, Despot of Doom, Defender of the Unholy Synagogue, Devourerer of Small Children, Snuffer of Hope, and Bringer of the Endtimes may deign to look upon you.

[Amar]

pfft... screw, ill just go and make my own evil regime! and well be way cooler than you.

[Rotku]

I hereby claim my right to the title "Baroness of Bitterness". All challengers to my claim step to the fore and prepare for battle.

I only have one thing to say.

Do your pawns get dental?

Noes. The bitterness keeps your teeth from rotting. If you need a dentist it's cuz you've been sweet and thus ineligible for the office of "Bitterness Pawn".

No. Bitterness tends to apply that something is acidic, and acidic things are just as good as sweet things at killing those teeth. So you¨d best contact your evil boss about getting some dental.

[Zelknolf]

No. Bitterness tends to apply that something is acidic, and acidic things are just as good as sweet things at killing those teeth. So you¨d best contact your evil boss about getting some dental.

Enamel is for the weak.

[FanaticusIncendi]

Logic, sense, and scientific facts are disallowed, Rotku. If you don't desist I shall stick you in the Mystery Spot for the rest of your days

[Rotku]

You win