I could see the argument of "That's already ridiculous; what's a cowboy in the mix?" but I would point out that, for as ridiculous as that combination is, at least our issues of genre are minimal, and a cowboy would kick genre in its bits so hard it would be wearing them like a bowtie.
And Allendroth was an ass; I met him. So were Skyven and your koza girl.

Never met Belmont, so mebbe that's one.