Please vote for your prefered urban dictionary ALFA entry

Hialmar · Post by **Hialmar** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:15 pm

Please read both and vote for the one you prefer:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alfa

Kalbar wasn't really objective when talking about ALFA

JaydeMoon · Post by **JaydeMoon** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:39 pm

Remember, not only can you give thumbs ups on ALL the definitions you like, you can give thumbs down on the ones you don't.

Burt · Post by **Burt** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:42 pm

I voted for the first one because it's mildly amusing, whereas the others are apparently a misguided attempt at actual information - not at all in the spirit of Urban Dictionary.

ThinkTank · Post by **ThinkTank** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:53 pm

First one.

JaydeMoon · Post by **JaydeMoon** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:14 pm

Burt wrote:I voted for the first one because I'm a jagoff.

ThinkTank wrote:Me too.

HATEFACE · Post by **HATEFACE** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:32 pm

n. Acronym for "A Land Far Away". An Hero persistent world project for Neverwinter Nights 1 and 2, whose goal is to destroy the whole of Faerun with a living umbral blot space-time paradox called Rusty, by not following sources of official canon as closely as is possible. It is achieved by building with and tweaking the rules of the Neverwinter Nights engine to replicate pen and paper roleplaying on the computer but often results in a nerd power struggle for mild self-worth on the internets and unhappy players who just want to play. Many egotistical people play on ALFA, all with their idea of what it should be, all the while making it more difficult to level, less l00t, less fun, and more beaurocratic. Among these people with unwarrented self importance are the ALFA's dedicated team of builders and DM's. Above them rest the horrendous HDMs and LAs in a bullsh!t heirarchy of nerdomn hate, misandric "never-been-laid" females, racist pricks, angry "never-been-laid" males, failed programmers, out of work web designers, zicada, and Weeaboos See; Nerd, Geek, Dork, Drawrings, Dungeons & Dragons, Vampire the Masquerade, Anime, Nazi, College Student, Team Fortress 2.

ALFA's dedicated team of builders and DM's work relentlessly to bring the project to life and the result of their hard work is a living, breathing persistent world inhabited by dozens and dozens of fantastic roleplayers. Sadly, it all fails miserably by the wayside with neglect, butthurt, and piles of completely beaten dead horses. See; World of Warcraft.

"I'm done with my homework early today, so I can hit up ALFA for some DM'd goodness."

"God damn ALFA! Why do I waste my life playing this shit when everyone is a complete asshole who you would either punch or ignore IRL?!"

"Hurrah I made it to level - OH SH*T! I DIED! Where the hell did that come from? Why doesn't it have a name!? Is it so FUCK!NG meta to have a name associated with a creature?!! God damnit! *sighs* rerolling."

"WTF! I just cleared out an entire den of evil for this mundane dagger worth 1gp. SCREW YOU ALFA AND YOUR GOD DAMNED LOOT SYSTEM!!"

Fix'd

Edited for moar win.

ThinkTank · Post by **ThinkTank** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:58 am

Jaydenewb wrote:HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK

Helios wrote:all the while making it more difficult to level, less l00t, less fun, and more bearocratic.

HASTE BEAR DICTATORSHIP - the HDB strikes back

JaydeMoon · Post by **JaydeMoon** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:02 am

ThinkTank · Post by **ThinkTank** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:07 am