Cremation Available - Rivermoot Notice

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Cremation Available - Rivermoot Notice

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Several notices written in elegant, clear script have begun to appear around Rivermoot.

Dear Citizen of Rivermoot,

When our loved ones pass from this world we grieve for the loss, however we can take comfort in knowing their immortal soul ascends to a happier place...or can we?

Necromancy plagues the Silver Marches. A threat that even after savagely ripping the ones we care for from life, mutilates and defiles them in death. Interring the bodies of our friends and family to Chauntea's embrace no longer provides the refuge from evil that it once assured.

Imagine the terror and despair in witnessing the decaying, vacant countenance of your children's slain father returning to visit unspeakable horrors upon the family he once vowed to protect. Imagine his decaying, lifeless eyes bearing down upon you. Who could face such an awful plight? When the dead march how can we fight those who we loved so dearly in life?

Do not fear, there is a solution.

Kossuth's flames offer the warmth and light to stave off undeath. The body is reduced to an ash which renders necromancy impossible*. His embrace provides the security and comfort in knowing our loved ones rest in peace. You and your family may sleep at ease knowing your beloved is beyond the corruption of evil magic.

For a small fee** I will ensure your loved one's mortal remains are safe from the threat of vile acts of necromancy. Feel secure in the knowledge that your beloved rests in peace, and that you have deprived the Marches' enemies of another tool of destruction.

Sincerely,
Nephos Vorn
Available daily in Rivermoot town square.

*Refers to common acts of necromancy, primarily animation of the dead. The prevention of greater necromantic spells is not guaranteed.

**Fees:
Children - Free
Freemen/women of the Marches - 10gp
Adventurers - 20gp
Nobility - 50gp
Please note that higher prices subsidise free and inexpensive services. For exceptional circumstances please contact me.
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Re: Cremation Available - Rivermoot Notice

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Slowly he walks by the notice, just barely catching glimpse of it, he decides to stop and read over it. Gaius can be seen nodding his head in agreement with much the notice says, however, upon reaching the end of the notice and seeing Nephos' name, Gaius bursts into an uncontrollable laughter. His very amused chuckles can be heard as he enters the inn.
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