Oi, turn the sun off for a minute.

For new Members to introduce themself and new acceptees to be announced.
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Gzork
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Oi, turn the sun off for a minute.

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A clearly intoxicated halfling stares intently at you as she waits for you to fulfill her request before collapsing in a sudden onset of crippling pain. As it passes she quickly composes herself, dusts herself off and says:

Geh, if the sun stays on, I'm staying in. Name'sh Peragrin. Peragrin Hedger-- yes, of the legendary Hedger family-- traveling myshtic and extortion-- err, excorcist, shorry. Slip of the mind, put it out of your tongue. Mind ordering my next drink for me? I'm a bit short.

She pauses for a laugh and grins, and grits her teeth angrily when you don't. Seeing this she tries in vain to pull herself on top of one of the stools before collapsing again, bursting into a fit of laughter, crawling into a corner, and promptly falling asleep.

((Ordinary introductions are boring, so I decided to introduce my character instead. Don't be mislead, I don't really intend for her to drink much, I just had fun writing this. I don't have a whole lot of experience roleplaying, but it's essentially taking playing house to the next level, and the very idea of that is just far too lame in theory not to be amazing in practice. See you around the... err... Faerun.))
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Not if I see you first!

Welcome to ALFA, and since you seem determined to play your concept right from the starting blocks...
Good luck with your third character! :hic::headache::whistle:
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hollyfant wrote: Good luck with your third character! :hic::headache::whistle:
Third? Everyone else got second! I demand a... recount? Right, well you're second on the list for an OOC eldritch blast now. That'll teach you to cross... well wishings with a Gzork. I'm pretty sure there's a psalm about that.
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Hm, so when people say don't try to solo, they mean don't try to solo.

Still, it was a pretty dirty trick, waiting for a PC Tools window to hide behind before the goblin spawned.

I blame hollyfant.
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:8ball: And this, my friends, is why I never play diviners.

You always get blamed for the things you predict. :lol:
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Post by blacksheep_44 »

yeah! peragrin! you made it too! *Lorono watch the ooc halfling close to make sure he doesnt get an ooc elderitch blast 8)* maybe you would be intrested in teaming up with lorono on the server? if your intrested pm me because i still havent figured my way around yet and someone i know would be nice :D!
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