Of Killer Rats, Dire Rats and Rodents of All Colour and Size

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:39 am

Ill play my way, you play yours.

Swift · Post by **Swift** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:59 am

Galadorn wrote:how else will Creslyn get to lewt phat corpses if every static is automatic success??

Business has dropped off for Creslyn as of late. I suppose anything that makes the business of finding corpses boom once again

Creslyn · Post by **Creslyn** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:25 am

Wherefore art thou Motox

ElCadaver · Post by **ElCadaver** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:53 am

Once on loudwater (NWN1), my mage decided to kick one of the several chickens standing in the way of a farmhouse door. Said chickens became hostile, and quickly pecked him to death.

Galadorn · Post by **Galadorn** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:49 am

ElCadaver wrote:Once on loudwater (NWN1), my mage decided to kick one of the several chickens standing in the way of a farmhouse door. Said chickens became hostile, and quickly pecked him to death.

man chickens are the uberEST maaaaan

Veilan · Post by **Veilan** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:18 pm

While the ogre chickens of TSM 2 were truly awesome, everything pales against the mighty haste bear.

Rotku · Post by **Rotku** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:34 pm

Veilan wrote:While the ogre chickens of TSM 2 were truly awesome, everything pales against the mighty haste bear.

I don't know. The suicide bombing deer we had in Triboar trumps even haste bears.

Veilan · Post by **Veilan** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:42 pm

Pft. Exploding animals - pigs, sharks, and so on? Stale bread. Haste bears pwn them all. And they're back. THEY'RE BACK.

Rotku · Post by **Rotku** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:23 am

Oh, this deer didn't just explode. It jumped onto a exploding trap that a PC had set, taking numerous high level PCs with it.

Veilan · Post by **Veilan** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:08 am

Yeah, but did it throw caltrops, then chug a haste potion and tail it? No, it suicided, proving its inferior intellect to the haste bear, who gets away with your picknick basket.

t-ice · Post by **t-ice** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:30 am

*/me chugs a haste potion, swipes this nitpick basket, and runs*

ElCadaver · Post by **ElCadaver** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:54 am

Too bad only a few of you got to experience my Zombie Ninjas.... is everyone going soft these days? Back when I was a kid, AFLA was an unforgiving death trap of noob pain. Thats why it rocked. When you met an alive person anywhere other than a town, you knew they were AWESOME.

Ithildur · Post by **Ithildur** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:31 pm

This is one of the more enjoyable threads I've seen here in some time. Thanks guys, you made me lol in public.

I request moar stories like these.

Lucifer · Post by **Lucifer** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:06 pm

I have said for twenty years now (in PnP) Ninja Pirate Zombies FTW!!! Build them Elcad..Build Them

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