A Land Far Away

High Con is the way to go with first characters, mate. Welcome!

Did you remember to get it authed at ALFA?

Did you remember to get the keys authed at Bioware?

I agree completely with this topic. My experiences in vanilla ALFA was basically one big chunk of boring for me (except for the few times my character participated in DM sessions), primarily because: 1) I live in New Zealand (wacky timezones). 2) Higher-levelled people who just don't seem to die for...

Good story! Funny! Makes me laugh! You (yes, YOU!) should read it!

And incidentally, I'm Eri.

It really wasn't that long ago...

The format looks better this way...

Written by me. Original music by the Beatles. Let it Be. Inspired by Rotku's Fangtooth, aka Yurth, aka Halfling, aka That Freak character. See if you can spot all the references! A cookie to anyone who can. -- When I find myself in times of trouble, Halfling Fangtooth comes to me, Banging beings of ...

oh aye, you guys haven't even laid your eyes on the Rotku Ledgends yet...

Sing to Livin' La Vida Loca. This is written by me after seeing Shrek 2 for the second time :D The snowfield bit refers to my character Sedi Snaketongue, who got his snake tongue and fingers cut off by (you guessed it) Rotku, who then proceeded to rape his mind and drug him. Finally, Rotku dumped hi...