A Land Far Away

Once again this intrepid journalist reveals the CORRUPT INJUSTICES of the Magisters! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/459617230041251843/1037813040155988079/heinrich-befus-2.jpg Hard working Waterdhavian citizens will remember the SALACIOUS SPREE of the larcenous 'HYPNODANCER', who terrorized...

LET THEM EAT CAKE! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/826197057454211123/1008471029858967763/unknown.png While the Masked Lords fail to address the farming CRISIS in Underhill, leaving desperate FAMILIES STARVING, at least one of the city’s institutions is giving people HOPE! This reporter wa...

*page 4 of the Trumpet you spy an advertisement.* HAT SALE CASTLE WARD DISTRICT https://i.etsystatic.com/5175241/r/il/fca252/584213519/il_340x270.584213519_q30j.jpg Even this bird brain knows to be socially accepted in the City of Wonders, one needs proper head attire. Stop by Rebeleigh's Elegant H...

MERCHANT MASSACRE https://www.belloflostsouls.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/caravan.jpg A well loved and respected merchant named Eglo Dragoan was murdered by a raiding band of hobgoblins. The wholesaler was hauling a wagon full of fanciful expensive wines. The Lords of Waterdeep do implore those ...

Trouble in Undercliff! BUGS! Undercliff Under Attack! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967209936889204747/997527927405162527/unknown.png Earlier this month reports have flooded in about random attacks upon the farmland located though out Undercliff. The culprit has been determined to be foul ...

MALARITE MARSH GATE MASSACRE! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492877839260188677/971135945824940052/Lorkathar_by_Bryan_Syme.png Faithful readers of the Trumpet BEWARE! This intrepid reporter regrets to reveal the grisly TRUTH of recent events that the City Watch won't dare tell you. Only two...

Adventurers Guild : A Tale of Shoddy Construction, Degenerate Members, & Perversion! Finally, we can report the RATS NEST that is the Adventurers Guild has been 'repaired'. The repeated CITY FINES and THREATS OF SHUTDOWN have finally opened the notoriously tight purse strings of the Adventure's...

LAERAL SILVERHAND FOUND… IN THE ARMS OF OTHERS https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/498675001680068608/872750363936174080/unknown.png Breaking news! Laeral Silverhand, wife of Khelben "Blackstaff" Arunsun has been found after going missing for several months. Marital troubles have long ...

Adventurers Guild under investigation AGAIN https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/498675001680068608/872308686738034758/Ritual-Murder-of-Simon-of-Trent-1475-From-Hartmann-Schedels-Liber-Chronicarum.png Something stinks in the Adventurers Quarter, and it isn’t the stables. No, dear reader – it is...

Breaking news! DEAD BABIES USED AS SOLVENTS. https://www.iamag.co/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/roberto-gatto-19.jpg This intrepid reporter has uncovered the most heinous and EVIL CORRUPTION amongst Waterdeep's 'adventuring community', as the city's BELOVED INFANTS are GROUND UP and quaffed like cheap...

BREAKING NEWS: Slaughter at the Spires! https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/dc8e24d0-2c54-457a-ac5a-3077d718714d/d5gscuw-ce970740-3d80-4d6c-9a9d-d262e6807a65.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNz...

MURDERER ON THE LOOSE!!! https://i.pinimg.com/564x/17/9f/41/179f41bad45cd34f82952f693f12ec03.jpg We at the Trumpet last eve have learned that "The Clown Shoe Slayer, dangerous and deadly Quasim Pebblespark has escaped from Saint Idalene's Gentle Repository. Mr. Pebblespark was inturned five ye...

Corruption at Castle Waterdeep! https://www.kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Gluttony.jpg Reliable sources tell us that the City of Waterdeep is nearing financial ruin with the treasury drained by recent renovations to the castle and summer house of Paladinson as well as the masked lords...

Warrens Exposé - "The Pit of Perversion" https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/fetish-game-silhouettes-man-mask-lady-whip-mistress-uniform-53022563.jpg Years ago, when it was revealed that there was a hidden gang of gnomes lurking beneath the city in a dank gutter they call "The Warrens&qu...

VICTIMS FOUND IN VIRGIN SQUARE! Three victims, Ilareh Of Yartar (human-female age 27), Hubert Farbuck (halfling-male age 35), and Cishan Rinniafro (elf-male age 284). https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/images/backgrounds/witcherKaedweniansSmall.jpg https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/images/ba...