A Land Far Away

Just droppin by ta say ello ... long time no see

level 9 know ..this is my second ALFA PC to get past level 5.

ive had 6 PCs make it to level 5 and not past.

most of my PCs make it to level 3 and no further

nope ... no love .. shes a filthy black elf

I Swear like a sailor in RL ... but I really dont want to hear/read burt/{Insert other njub here} cussing with every other word an saying some sick crap in chat.

Mizbiz is a blatant Powergamer .. and a terable Metagamer

she should be BANNED !!!!

The three that voted for more than 9 raises I find ESPECIALLY disturbing. Besides that, the numbers are better than I might have hoped. ya .. thats why I voted fer over nine .. ta hear peeps like ye b*tch about it You are far too clever for us, Laffey-boy. tis a gift .. I shock meself half the time...

Orcpaladin wrote:The three that voted for more than 9 raises I find ESPECIALLY disturbing.

Besides that, the numbers are better than I might have hoped.

ya .. thats why I voted fer over nine .. ta hear peeps like ye bitch about it

Da Trip back home is a fast one .. I keep to me self and make haste … im still no sure oh how ima deal wit being a failure .. I aint never failed at notin me whole life … but I can no find tha maggot … an im sick oh looking …. I enter da deep in da dark oh tha night .. not really wanting to see anyo...

My hunt fer da maggot is not going well ….. I search tha sword coast fer weeks wit no luck … I gots plenty oh leads bu can no find em … seems the bastard be spreadin tales bout me all up an down da coast … an me name be a joke wherever hes been … yet another reason fer me ta dead em .. finally I got...

dam .. I was rootin fer em to

nice mate .. kepp it up eh .. lets hear all about that petite elfs storys.

I make it up tha trap door … and am calming me nerves wit a bottle oh rot gut .. the owner oh tha house asks about the others .. I tell em there proly all dead by now .. I decide to wait there for em ta see ifin any make it out… I walk out to tha jakes ta relive meself when who shows up but two fool...

The trip was uneventful … an I arrived in tha magical city oh Silvery Moon. My first priority was ta get a feel fer tha place .. I made contact with a few beggars an got em working fer me .. tis amazing how much information a few gold can buy… I got hold oh a map an had a look round .. tha place see...

Im getting frustrated wit da band … I liked having me brothers ..an da gold is good …. but I no like all da responsibility … being rich be not everything I thought it would be .. at least being rich dis way … I miss the days oh me an Jarlen setting out on a grand adventure .. or me Vruck an Jonan hu...

hehe ..easy now mate .. I havent got ta that part yet ... dont go telling the story