A Land Far Away

A dark haired half-elven woman was seen to debark from the Rivermoot Raven, a large, black panther padding along at her side. Both looked rather unpleased and a bit unsteady after the voyage. Word from the crew is that the pair spent the trip south together in the ship's bilge, as the captain refuse...

Wai... Wai... Wait a second.. Do I understand this correctly? They expect smokers to voluntarilly plug themselves onto the smokers' pole in order to "enjoy" their cancer sticks? I find the idea both repugnant and oddly poeticly just!

Or, as in the case of a barrel of goods destined for an ally of the high priest of Sylvanus that got stolen by kobolds, with a valuable item hidden inside. The RP generated by the need of the two toons who found it to return it to the rightful owner was plenty of fun, considering how closely it tied...

First suggestion would be to post this in the bug thread and give much more detail: Who gives quest, where, what happens/doesn't happen, etc.

Second would be to try to get ahold of a TSM DM in IRC, ASAP, OK?

Enough acronyms 4 ya?

Oh, yes. Welcome to ALFA. Good luck with your second/next toon.

Another +1 to Swift's last post. I think he pretty much nailed it.

Man, it's easier to push your buttons than a touch-tone phone

NO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHwAffUNxo

And invisibility potions. Nuff said.

Me? I like it. All ahead, warp gazillion.

Caftenor Town: Maylen's Wonders
2 slightly overpriced dart items:
Humming Darts (50) - 15950gp
Stinging Darts (50) - 15950gp

GET IN MAH BELLEH!



Rabbit! The other, other, other white meat!

On a more serious note, King Thelgaar asked me for troll heads, and I got him one. Now he's refusing to cough up the goods.

Yup, you guessed it, someone who shall remain Dergon_Darkhelmless went hunting (so he says. we all know he was caught molesting an underage stag... well, actually, he thought he was milking a doe, but got the equipment mixed up..) without a license, and now every single spawn on the server has gone ...

Do we need a DM around to make these rolls, or what? Do you want a screenie of the roll sent/posted, if no DM is involved?

The <Redacteds> Dergon tossed at us yesterday had wonderfully high ABs but depressingly low hp for such a creature. They were easier to whomp on than the ogre we ran into later in the woods. I'm assuming it's a mix-up in the blueprint to give them such low hp, but whaddo I know about such things? I ...

Rauvenwatch Keep Barracks - The original doorway/stairwell leading upward to the second level near the barracks room with the pstorage remains since the update but is no longer linked to the section of wall that used to lead down from lvl 2. The only way up to lvl 2 that I could find is all the way ...

I recently got a random encounter heading up to khelb. Instead of paralyzing me and porting me in, i kept on walking. When I manually exited the OLM to enter the EA, I saw the minimap dots of my quarry walking away from me until they actually disappeared (I'm assuming they ATed out of the area). Th...