The Deep's got the best bards of all!

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Wild Wombat
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The Deep's got the best bards of all!

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One night in the Safehaven, well into his cups, Murgen is inspired by Cul and Lora. Jumping onto the table, full ale in hand, he reaches to his roots in a land deep down under bellows out a song...

They're upper, upper class high society
God's gift to bard notoriety
They always pack the ballrooms
The event is never small
All the social papers say we've got the best bards of all

The Deep's got the best bards
The Deep's got the best bards
And they're such good bards
Dirty good bards
And he's a great bard,
And she's great bard,
The Deep's got the best bards of them all!

And our bards are always singing
Their voices always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says the Deep's bards are on fire!

The Deep's got the best bards
The Deep's got the best bards
And they're such big bards
Dirty good bards
And he's a great bard,
And she's great bard,
The Deep's got the best bards of them all!

Some bards sing for charity
Sometimes in fancy dress
But when they sing for pleasure,
They're the bards that I like best.
Our bards are always gracious,
Whether you lean left or right.
It's my belief that our bards should sing each and every night.

The Deep's got the best bards
The Deep's got the best bards
And they're such big bards
Dirty good bards
And he's a great bard,
And she's great bard,
The Deep's got the best bards of them all!

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish


*Murgen chugs his ale and sits back down*
Current NWN1: Murgen Kjarnisteinn (AKA Grumpy Scout)

Current NWN2: Muir Cheartach, AKA The Pale Faced Pie Man

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dergon darkhelm
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Re: The Deep's got the best bards of all!

Post by dergon darkhelm »

Well played, sir.


I look forward to Great Bards of Fire!
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Twilighteyes
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Re: The Deep's got the best bards of all!

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((AC/DC called...

They were going to ask for their song back until they got a load of the lyrics. How could they not approve!))
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