Words of Wisdom

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Twilighteyes
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Words of Wisdom

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*recently performed at the Beer Golem in the Adventurer's Quarter*

"This is the true - well mostly true - all right Poetically true - story of an adventure!"

Six had gathered at the Safehaven Inn
Two dwarves, a pack of bards - enough to begin
We needed a quest, a new place to tread
Nightfall was nigh, so we chose the City of the Dead
Twas a moonless night, the gates were locked tight
But feisty Alora gave the guards such a sight!
"Hurry up, my thugs, this beauteous visage won't keep
"Waste not this spell, cause big tits ain't cheap!"

Fear hung from the trees, throughout the dread City
Undead came forth, and were dispatched without pity
Mighty Murgen and Thorv, our dwarves nonpareil
Stood like a stone wall, made our team's citadel
But then a warrior of bone could not be destroyed
Til trusty Doc used blessed water and sent it back to the void
Said Alora "Find our way, be it ever so steep
"I need some treasures cause big tits ain't cheap!"

The Grave Digger was lonely, he was glad for a talk
Lora looked comely, pulled down the neck of her frock
So he gave us a path, and the road it was true
We'll go back to see him so he won't feel so blue
Levi would have been buried not far away
We scouted with care so as not to become prey
Bron kept most quiet, boisterous walk now a creep
Still he went grimly forward, cause big tits ain't cheap

Finally we found the tomb, but also a nasty surprise
A fresh corpse drained of blood with wide staring eyes
I shook like an old sot in need of an ale
Fear gripped my bowels, turned my features pure pale
But inwards we strode, our weapons held high
Despite what we knew, that great evil was nigh
We faced their wrath, piled their remains in a heap
Dwarves and bards slaying, cause big tits ain't cheap

The fight over at last, we were bloodied yet alive
Doc patched us up, no need for him to revive
We'd faced our fears, now came the reward for the bold
A book and a scroll, and that bright shiny gold!
There are yet mysteries to solve, but we took our leave
We were most glad to be gone, I do not deceive
Yet our Company we'll keep, for even in sleep
I hear Words of Wisdom - "Big tits ain't cheap!"

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dergon darkhelm
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Re: Words of Wisdom

Post by dergon darkhelm »

Well done!

Love to see some fresh action in the library!!
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Re: Words of Wisdom

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((Brilliant!, might need a disclaimer that in song events may or may not be true so the watch don't pull you off the stage for grave robbing))
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Re: Words of Wisdom

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*elbows Thorv in the gut after the line about "Mighty Murgen and Thorv*

By the end, Murgen is singing loudly along with the refrain, "Big tits ain't cheap!"

Bravo. But you do realize that you are setting yourself up for producing a song after every adventure now!
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