Sweetwater Redfox

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Rumple C
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kid wrote:I nominate Rumple for an ALFA life time achievement award.
I second this nomination.
12.August.2015: Never forget.
Rumple C
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Re: Sweetwater Redfox

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Sweetwater Redfox stood upon the top of the tower of the iron throne. He was gloriously drunk. Far below him the citizens of baldurs gate went about their day. The sun was out, warming his face. There was only one sensible thing to do. He disrobed (stumbling as he hopped out of his breeches) and struck his best muscleman pose, in full view of the streets down and around.

"Hoi! You below, check it out!" he shouted, kissing his biceps (humeral, not femoral), pumping his muscles and subtlety waggling his hips.

His long sideburns blew in the wind, rising in the breeze, like a phoenix.
12.August.2015: Never forget.
Rumple C
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Re: Sweetwater Redfox

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