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Fantastic, absolutely fantastic!

Ser at SD er med mye, men det er bare kult. Du setter fingeren på mye som er galt i ALFA.

Keep it up and make more!!
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Post by Murky Majare »

Oh,

and a chicken... with 1 hp damage, and a base attack of +0 with 1 hp...

*killed*

a level 2 paladin with 18 con, toughness feat, full plate and towershield!!!

Granted... there were six of them....but still
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Post by Mulu »

And people call this a realistic game world. :lol:

I remember doing that chicken quest. Vala had heard IG of a few PC's dying from chicken attacks ( ?! ), so she when she took the job she used animal empathy on the chicken in question, lured it out of sight of the others, went stealthy and killed it from a distance with a bow sneak attack. Overkill to be sure, and much less realistic than the RL usual method of grabbing it by its legs, putting it on a stump and whacking its head off with a hatchet. But then again she was a lot weaker than the above described PC, and I never had to reroll in ALFA. :wink:
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Post by MShady »

That DM Ball cartoon... the situation seems so familar, but I can't quite place my finger on it....

Hmmm

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Post by NickD »

All characters and events in these cartoons - even those based on real people - are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or DMs, is purely coincidental.
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Nice :)
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Post by Mikayla »

Very funny! Better yet, I have never been featured in a cartoon before - ok, the chick in the cartoon was most likely just intended as a generic chick in chainmail bikini, not as an homage to moi, but I am going to appropriate it anyway.... ;)

...nice work Twiggs!
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ahaha
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Post by wvincenti »

Mikayla wrote:Very funny! Better yet, I have never been featured in a cartoon before - ok, the chick in the cartoon was most likely just intended as a generic chick in chainmail bikini, not as an homage to moi, but I am going to appropriate it anyway.... ;)

...nice work Twiggs!
At the least it could be one of your NPCs.

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Post by Mizbiz »

I seem to remember one with the name like....Farrels? Farley? Oh, I'll get it.....

Could it be......Faeryl? :wink:
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Post by Mikayla »

Faeryl did not have wings or horns..but her half sister Kylara'anon did - you know, the one that ended up in a wet, cold, permanent hug with Babras.
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Post by Kest »

Murky Majare wrote:Oh,

and a chicken... with 1 hp damage, and a base attack of +0 with 1 hp...

*killed*

a level 2 paladin with 18 con, toughness feat, full plate and towershield!!!

Granted... there were six of them....but still
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Post by Spider Jones »

omg super chicken, however, that one ain't on Shadowdale, since the Delimbyr Vale is a thousand or so miles from thar.
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