Today I had bacon

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Thats a damn fine recipe I posted in that topic.
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I am ashamed of my previous posts in this topic. I suggest they are ignored. I would expunge them, however... I believe that life is ART and should be enjoyed pure and uncensored, despite imperfections.
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Rumple C wrote:I am ashamed of my previous posts in this topic. I suggest they are ignored. I would expunge them, however... I believe that life is ART and should be enjoyed pure and uncensored, despite imperfections.
In the middle of the night, Rumple stands alone at the sink in his kitchen. In his hands, a sandwich on lightly-toasted whole grain bread, with two bites removed: two bites that are unusual today because they are not of a sandwich made of chickpeas and kale-- today, the sandwich is a BLT.

He looks to the next room, sandwich still suspended over the sink as his shifting hands shed toasted crumbs and prove his position prudent. With enough lean, he just sees his computer, and there he is reminded of his internet crusading against the meat of the noble pig. A single tear rolls down his cheek and the silence that had long dominated his hastily prepared meal is finally broken: the faintest sniffle and the choked-out words "What have I done?"
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LMAO!!! :lol:
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Zelknolf wrote:
Rumple C wrote:I am ashamed of my previous posts in this topic. I suggest they are ignored. I would expunge them, however... I believe that life is ART and should be enjoyed pure and uncensored, despite imperfections.
In the middle of the night, Rumple stands alone at the sink in his kitchen. In his hands, a sandwich on lightly-toasted whole grain bread, with two bites removed: two bites that are unusual today because they are not of a sandwich made of chickpeas and kale-- today, the sandwich is a BLT.

He looks to the next room, sandwich still suspended over the sink as his shifting hands shed toasted crumbs and prove his position prudent. With enough lean, he just sees his computer, and there he is reminded of his internet crusading against the meat of the noble pig. A single tear rolls down his cheek and the silence that had long dominated his hastily prepared meal is finally broken: the faintest sniffle and the choked-out words "What have I done?"
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Rumple C wrote:STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOW
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY TIME OFF!? GET A HOBBY? YEAH, I'LL JUST LEARN COMPUTER PROGRAMMING OR SOMETHING AND DO THAT EVERY WEEKEND!
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Zelknolf wrote:
Rumple C wrote:STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOW
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY TIME OFF!? GET A HOBBY? YEAH, I'LL JUST LEARN COMPUTER PROGRAMMING OR SOMETHING AND DO THAT EVERY WEEKEND!
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Oh.

Yeah it actually turns out that I'm pretty good at this.

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See what eating a little bacon can do? Even just talking about it. =D

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...but don't do it with bacon
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Really?
6 pages on kid's bacon?


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People (hippees) suggested bacon wasn't all it was cranked up to be.

Other people (fine upstanding individuals) took exception to this baseless slander.

The old story.
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Re: Today I had bacon

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Unfortunately, there was no Galadorn here, or we would have found ways to include turtle gifs.

I'm sure the internet includes turtles eating bacon. Or turtles in a variety of unfortunate poses. It's the internet, after all.
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