Happy birthday to our own steel girder, Foam

[Dorn]

Seriously, isn't steel girders and railway bridges what everyone sees when they think 'infrastructure admin'?

Anyway, happy birthday (edit: next month) Foam!

Thanks for all your work for ALFA.

[FoamBats4All]

I was confused at this topic. Then I read my profile and learned I was dyslexic! Birthday is next month on the 7th, not this month on the 8th.

Ahem. Close enough! Thank you for the premature sentiment. I've fixed my profile.

[Zelknolf]

It's time to come clean. Foam's actually my twin brother-- and our parents suck, which is why they named us "Mike" and "Michelle".

[FoamBats4All]

It's time to come clean. Foam's actually my twin brother-- and our parents suck, which is why they named us "Mike" and "Michelle".

Ick. No one calls me Mike! Call me what everyone calls me, "<Foam's Last Name>".

[Rumple C]

Happy premature birthday, <Foam's Last Name>

[Rumple C]

I've been trying to think of a premature joke, but i'm just not quick enough.

[Dorn]

I hope you come up with it quickly, or she'll be disappointed.

[Heero]

Just FYI, everyone, my birthday is tomorrow.

[kid]

Just FYI, everyone, my birthday is tomorrow.

Who cares?

[Swift]

Just FYI, everyone, my birthday is tomorrow.

Happy One Year Closer To Death Day.

[Heero]

Just FYI, everyone, my birthday is tomorrow.

Who cares?

Be nice you dog damned terrorist.

[Brokenbone]

Just FYI, everyone, my birthday is tomorrow.

Who cares?

Be nice you dog damned terrorist.

TFTA

[kid]

Traditional Farmfresh Turkey Association (est. 1984; UK)?

[Zelknolf]

Clearly, he's calling you Turkey (the country or the bird, whichever you'd find more insulting).

You two should fight. I'm sure we've got some nets and tridents here somewhere.

[CloudDancing]

Happy Birthday!