A Land Far Away

Oh em gee. See it. Now.

is it out in theaters or something?

HEEGZ wrote:is it out in theaters or something?

It is here. Dunno about your backwater part of the world

Still some Ninja dwarves and elves ?

Are there some Dwarf-Elf sex scenes ?

Or maybe a dragon fighting with another dragon ?

Note : I know JRR Tolkien story but this is "quite" different so...

Hialmar wrote:Still some Ninja dwarves and elves ?

Are there some Dwarf-Elf sex scenes ?

Or maybe a dragon fighting with another dragon ?

Note : I know JRR Tolkien story but this is "quite" different so...

Yeah, I hear you. I'm expecting it'll be a pretty good Hollywood action fantasy flick with the obligatory high budget special effects/over the top action scenes, but not really the Hobbit. Good entertainment though I'm sure, as long as you ignore all the stuff that makes zero sense like the last cartoony scene in #2 with the dorfs out Mcguyvering Mcguyver and ... exploding a gold statue on Smaug...

That scene definitely made me think PJ was NOT taking this movie/book very seriously. I vaguely remember reading even PJ himself and the script writers threw stuff in and kind of laughed because they knew they made no sense, but still kept them in the final cut. I guess they said "It's more of a kids' story, wheee!!" somewhat.

Hialmar wrote:Still some Ninja dwarves and elves ?

Hialmar wrote:Are there some Dwarf-Elf sex scenes ?

Hialmar wrote:Or maybe a dragon fighting with another dragon ?

Hialmar wrote:Note : I know JRR Tolkien story but this is "quite" different so...

Ithildur wrote:I'm expecting it'll be a pretty good Hollywood action fantasy flick with the obligatory high budget special effects/over the top action scenes, but not really the Hobbit. Good entertainment though I'm sure, as long as you ignore all the stuff that makes zero sense like the last cartoony scene in #2 with the dorfs out Mcguyvering Mcguyver and ... exploding a gold statue on Smaug...

Ithildur wrote:That scene definitely made me think PJ was NOT taking this movie/book very seriously.

Im looking forward to seeing it. The second one was ridiculous, I really thought the first was much better. I cant not watch the final one so Ill see it soon(ish).

doubled down on the things that enrage me about the other movies. Would be much improved by removing what resembles a plot and drama and just add in more ninja elves and dwarves fighting orcs and stuff. Maybe theres room for pirate orcs too. That would be neat.

Everything is always made better with moar dorfs.

BEARDS!

ZOMG gimme pirate half orc/half dorfs fight scenes that turn into sex scenes ftw plskthxbi

I'm done with this crap.
I may watch it at home if i'm sufficiently stupid and bored one day.

But i'm sick of this rubbish of someone taking my beloved hobbit and turning it to the "Transformers 2".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo

kid wrote:I'm done with this crap.
I may watch it at home if i'm sufficiently stupid and bored one day.

But i'm sick of this rubbish of someone taking my beloved hobbit and turning it to the "Transformers 2".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo

Saw it. In high frame rate 3d, even.

Meh. Never thought a good movie series could be made from a book about a dozen singing dorfs.

Was proved right.