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Mulu wrote:remember that as soon as Christians gained a foothold, they started their own bloody persecutions that have lasted to this day. Just look at the Decree of Theophilus in 391, or the lynching of Hypatia in 415. And I doubt I really need to recount all the blood spilled in Christ's name after that. Given the actions of Christians over the millenia, in the name of Christ, I think it's safe to say that Christianity has no moral value.
Islam and Buddhism as well? All have been hijacked throughout history. Constantine being the first to hijack, paganize, and politicize the Christian faith. Enter early Roman Catholicism...and the Crusades - neither resemble early Christianity; the true faithful of Christ.
Mulu wrote:Some historians say Jesus never existed at all, he is a total fabrication.
Grand Fromage wrote:If we presume Jesus existed and was crucified (which is NOT at all universally accepted by historians, despite any claims to the contrary)...
Only a small minority accept a nonhistoricity thesis. It's important to remain intellectually honest, not viewing history through a prism of atheism. The New Testament is hardly the only source. Consider the writings of Tacitus, Josephus, Thallus, Pliny the Younger, the Talmud, Lucian, Valentius, Saturninus, and Phlegon.
Nekulor wrote:he was buried by the agents of the empire, according to everything I've seen. I don't think his followers ever got a chance to lay their hands on his body before he was arrested.
Grand Fromage wrote: he would've been put up in a high-traffic area of Jerusalem, and would have never been buried at all.
With Pilate's permission, Joseph of Arimathea (a disciple) buried Jesus in a rock tomb already owned. Other disciples, (Nicodemus and several women), including Mary Magdalene and Jesus's mother Mary, witnessed this. The tomb itself was placed under Roman guard by Pilate's orders - for fear of a body theft and a resurrection conspiracy.
Mulu wrote:in three days don't you think some faithful follower who wanted the prophecy to come true couldn't just carry the body out and hide it in the desert?

The only Christian counterargument to the body not simply being taken runs like this:

Did the disciples steal the body? If so, then the men who delivered to the world the highest moral standards it has ever known were frauds, liars, and hypocrites. Is this credible to believe? Paul Little asks, "Are these men, who helped transform the moral structure of society, consummate liars or deluded madmen? These alternatives are harder to believe than the fact of the resurrection, and there is not a shred of evidence to support them.

Really, is it *harder* to believe that a bunch of zealot cultists stole the body of their dead leader than that it rose from the grave? I think the explanation is obvious. This explanation also has some rather huge straw men, as Christianity does not contain the world's highest moral standards. Christianity also didn't help transform the moral structure of society. In fact, the time when Christianity ruled Europe is known as the Dark Ages. It is responsible for the witchcraft trials, the crusades, etc.
Again, much like in the Middle East, evil political structures have often operated behind a guise of religion with assumed moral imperative and superiority.
Mulu wrote:The evidence that the disciples stole the body of christ is its absence from the tomb.... No more evidence is needed to conclude that they were, "frauds, liars, and hypocrites," just like many christian leaders today. Seriously, if we were talking about *anybody else's* body, would you think it had risen to heaven or been stolen?
NickD wrote:as an alternative answer to how his body disappeared... perhaps it didn't? Perhaps 5 years later people just started saying it did. Considering nobody knows where his tomb is supposed to be anymore, and it was a lot harder to get around back then, so people would be a lot less likely to check out the claims anyway, it's not a hard rumour to get going.
Blaise Pascal wrote, "The apostles were either deceived or deceivers. Either supposition is difficult, for it is not possible to imagine that a man has risen from the dead. While Jesus was with them, he could sustain them; but afterwards, if he did not appear to them, who did make them act? The hypothesis that the Apostles were knaves is quite absurd. Follow it out to the end, and imagine these twelve men meeting after Jesus' death and conspiring to say that he has risen from the dead. This means attacking all the powers that be. The human heart is singularly susceptible to fickleness, to change, to promises, to bribery. One of them had only to deny his story under these inducements, or still more because of possible imprisonment, tortures and death, and they would all have been lost. Follow that out."

The kicker is that no one ever confessed (freely, or under pressure from bribe or torture) that the resurrection was a lie, a deliberate deception. Even when citizens broke under torture, denied Christ and worshiped Caesar, they never let that cat out of the bag, never revealed that the resurrection was their conspiracy. For that cat was never in the bag. No Christians believed the resurrection was a conspiracy; if they had, they wouldn't have become Christians. Thousands of people do not die for what they know to be a lie.

Furthermore, there was no motive for such a lie. Lies are always told for some selfish advantage. What advantage did the "conspirators" derive from their "lie" ? They were scorned, imprisoned, enslaved, tortured, exiled, crucified, boiled alive, burned alive, beheaded, disemboweled, and/or fed to lions in the Colosseum.....hardly a list of perks.

If the resurrection was a lie, the Jewish authorities would have produced the corpse and put a swift end to the movement (which was the desired effect of the crucifixion in the first place). All they had to do was go to the tomb and get it. The Roman soldiers and their leaders were on their side, not the disciples'. And if the Jews couldn't get the body because the disciples stole it, how was that possible? Unarmed peasants could not have overpowered Roman soldiers or rolled away a great stone "while they slept on duty". The story the Jewish authorities spread, that the guards fell asleep and the disciples stole the body, is unbelievable. Roman guards would not fall asleep on such a duty; if they did, they'd be killed by their superiors having failed so simple a task. And even if they did fall asleep, the crowd and the effort and the noise it would have taken to move a boulder covering the tomb's entrance would have woken them up.

If there had been a conspiracy, it would have been revealed by the faith's many enemies who had both the interest and the power to expose any fraud.
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Most aspects of Christian myth make no sense when analyzed rationally. But even assuming that the story of Christ's death is basically accurate, it still leads to the most likely explanation being a corpse theft.

But yes, the whole thing is unlikely to have happened at all. Are there any non-Christian contemporaneous records of Christ's existence? I don't think there are. Without the ability to cross reference the data, it's strongly supect of being entirely fictional, given its nature.
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Mulu wrote:Most aspects of Christian myth make no sense when analyzed rationally. But even assuming that the story of Christ's death is basically accurate, it still leads to the most likely explanation being a corpse theft.

But yes, the whole thing is unlikely to have happened at all. Are there any non-Christian contemporaneous records of Christ's existence? I don't think there are. Without the ability to cross reference the data, it's strongly supect of being entirely fictional, given its nature.


*points to previous post*
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Jesus could only have been one of four things: a legend, a liar, an insane person, or the divine Messiah - the Son of God. There is so much historical and archeological evidence to support his existence that every reputable historian agrees he was not just a legend. If he were a liar, why would he die for his claim, when he could easily have avoided such a cruel death with a few choice words? And, if he were insane, how could he have been such a good moral teacher? - How did he engage in intelligent debates with his opponents (the religious leaders of the time) or handle the stress of his betrayal and crucifixion while continuing to show a deep love for his antagonists? He said he was the Son of God. Evidence supports that claim.
Do you not understand how easily this argument can be applied to other religions?
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mxlm wrote:
Jesus could only have been one of four things: a legend, a liar, an insane person, or the divine Messiah - the Son of God. There is so much historical and archeological evidence to support his existence that every reputable historian agrees he was not just a legend. If he were a liar, why would he die for his claim, when he could easily have avoided such a cruel death with a few choice words? And, if he were insane, how could he have been such a good moral teacher? - How did he engage in intelligent debates with his opponents (the religious leaders of the time) or handle the stress of his betrayal and crucifixion while continuing to show a deep love for his antagonists? He said he was the Son of God. Evidence supports that claim.
Do you not understand how easily this argument can be applied to other religions?
No, I don't see how it can be easily applied to other religions at all.
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Vaelahar is on a roll!

Very nice defense of the faith Vael. I haven't actually finished the Bible yet (a little hard for a High School student in his "free time"), however, what you have said seems spot on from the knowledge of resurrection text.

For the curious, I've just started Revelations, then I need to go back and hit Psalms and a few other old testament texts.
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Guys, I do sympathize with the christian religion, obviously, as I'm baptized and confirmed and all, but even I don't believe backing up storytelling and hearsay with more storytelling and hearsay from the same sources makes it any more plausible :(.

The motivation for the perceived deeds also leave open a lot more interpretations than "he must have been divine". It's one interpretation... just a very implausible one.

Considering there are well educated people who like to blow themselves up now, I think we have established that the human psyche is anything but predictable or logical, and martyrdom is in fact actively sought out by those who believe there's something worth dying for. And some of the ideass Jesus championed may actually fall into that category, if you ask me - it does not, in my mind, make him less impressive a figure if he was willing to die for his convictions. That, however, doesn't have to mean he was right on being a divine being. Perhaps he was just smart enough to fetch people from where they stood... and convincing them with reasonable discourse was not possible... why not create a religion to make them do good instead? After all, why they do good may not matter so much, as long as they do. Just another speculation.

It's a time 2000 years ago (if that is accurate), and I really don't think we posess the means to have an educated fact based discussion on that, as all sources are less than credible.

I know I sound like a broken record on this... but what's so hard about agreeing that we simply don't know for sure? Isn't that implied in the words "belief" and "faith"?
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Very nice defense of the faith Vael. I haven't actually finished the Bible yet (a little hard for a High School student in his "free time"), however, what you have said seems spot on from the knowledge of resurrection text.
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Mulu wrote:Are there any non-Christian contemporaneous records of Christ's existence?
Not really. The first reliable mention of him outside of Christian tradition appears about eighty years later in Tacitus' writings, and that's only referencing the existence of the Christian cult and a report of a man named Jesus being executed in Judea. There is no reference to why. Josephus' writings are earlier but are, at best, suspect--and are not contemporary or any more reliable than Tacitus, even if they are real. Thallus' writings have been entirely lost and are therefore useless--there are only a few second-hand references, and the content is the same sort of mystical crap that you find in other histories, like Suetonius' Lives of the Twelve Caesars. Pliny the Younger's writings only reference the relationship between the Christian Cult and the Roman state, and come about the same time as Tacitus. The Talmud is within the religious tradition and unreliable; even if we accept it as accurate, it never explicitly mentions Jesus and may be about someone else entirely. And Jesus was a wizard, if the reference is accurate.

Lucian was a storyteller and many of the attributed works likely weren't his at all, so there's nothing reliable there. What he does say is just reference to the existence of Christianity. The two works of Phlegon that survive have nothing at all to do with Christianity--one talks about various mythical creatures, the other is about long-lived Italians. So, we only have two legitimate non-Christian sources, and neither of them are contemporary, nor do anything other than relate what the Christian cult was all about. It's important to remain intellectually honest; these sources are very thin, and sketchy even by ancient historian standards. Even if all the non-supernatural parts are totally accurate, very little is actually said. It's not much more than the historical references to Lucius Vorenus and Titus Pullo.

I can't find any reference to any historian named Valentius, so he'll have to give me more there. Saturninus, again, he'll have to be more specific, that's a very common name and there are several figures who have it.

On the anecdote side, I have encountered no historians willing to say Jesus existed. Most are firmly neutral on the subject; there's simply no good evidence for his existence, but his existence is not unreasonable. There were plenty of Jewish prophets at the time. The only real information about Jesus comes from the Bible, and no serious historian treats that as a reliable source of anything other than understanding cultural development; much as works like the Aenid and Illiad are treated.

And remember where this stuff is coming from. These people honestly believed in Amazons, auguries, prophecy, giants, dragons, cyclopses, sea monsters, the other ancient religions, animal sacrifice, apotheosis, curses, wizards--the list goes on. Even the most sober and reliable historical texts are filled with mythological crap that you have to sort through. The idea that "hey, they believed this Jesus guy had divine powers" means anything is laughable. They believed all sorts of nonsense; the son of a god doing magical things on Earth was a long-established story tradition. They thought Dionysus and Hercules were real, too.

So, did a historical Jesus exist? The answer is a firm and unsatisfying "maybe". I personally fall on the no side because I don't trust writings that start showing up that long after the event, and all ancient sources come with a base level of suspicion. Also, the Romans were good record keepers. There should've been some reference to the execution in Roman records if it indeed occurred. But, that reference certainly could've been lost over time. I personally wish there was some good evidence for his existence, as it'd be very interesting to trace the myth back to its exact origin. As it stands now there's a big gap in the first hundred years or so.

Edit: And if you're going to be using the speed of development as an argument for the validity of a religion, you should really be arguing for Islam. Christianity took almost three centuries to even be legalized--in about a hundred and fifty years, Islam was born and spread through the entire Middle East, north into Turkey, east into Afghanistan and India, west across all of north Africa and north through Spain to the border of France.
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Well.. I tend to side with yes GF.. and wanna know why? 'Cause the romans fscked it all up.. with their greed and power-mongering asshole ways... and many times over. So you can say what you want. Believe what you want.. I got my own, you have your own.

*edit: And oh sh**.. let's talk about how the romans basically ruled religion in their lands for hundreds of years, slaughtering people who believed in Christ. It was Constantine to even actually say " whoa " in "some" regretful way... though I think there was one before him who was slightly bothered by roman attitude on christian religion.. (can't remember his name at the moment but I could definitely look it up). Other than that, it was pure control over what was followed and taught or studied in layman terms. As if I am gonna rely on romans to break out the history dance and learn their steps. :roll:

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So, the Romans were bad, so their history must have been bad (well, there' some validity to that, but nevermind), so the Bible must be right?

What the hell sort of reasoning is that?

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Well mxlm, considering they altered everything so that it would benefit them eventually after many years of slaughtering people... I don't know.. guess I am gonna have to side with the non-imperialistic assholes.. (sorry .. edit.. rum..)

As for the bible being right, let your own heart decide. Like I said before, I ain't gonna shove it down anyone's throat and say it's word. But I'll be damned if I am gonna follow what romans set into motion ( including inventing much more than just catholicism).

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Killthorne wrote:*edit: And oh sh**.. let's talk about how the romans basically ruled religion in their lands for hundreds of years, slaughtering people who believed in Christ. It was Constantine to even actually say " whoa " in "some" regretful way... though I think there was one before him who was slightly bothered by roman attitude on christian religion.. (can't remember his name at the moment but I could definitely look it up). Other than that, it was pure control over what was followed and taught or studied in layman terms.
This is not really true at all. The Romans were extremely tolerant of religious and cultural diversity; in many ways, more tolerant than we are. I'm not denying that there were persecutions of Christians, since there certainly were, but these were not on religious grounds. Much like the earlier persecution of Bacchus followers, Christians were rooted out because they were perceived as a threat to the stability of the State, or because they made a convenient scapegoat. Otherwise, they were left alone. This is the same basic policy applied to all the non-Roman cults, with some exceptions (Magna Mater for example). Constantine's legalization prevented any further persecutions from occurring, and paved the way for the eventual change of the state religion to Christianity.

The idea that the Romans ruled the religious lives of their people with an iron fist and ruthlessly stamped out Christians constantly is a common myth, so I'm not blaming you for believing it. However, it's at odds with history; one of the reasons the Romans were so successful in their conquests was that they didn't really force their culture onto their subjects. And again, there were Christian persecutions. They were just not especially targeted--they were, however, persistent. The persecution of Bacchan cults ended quickly because they kept their mouths shut and didn't surface again until long after they were forgotten about. Christians wouldn't go away. And, ironically, the persecutions seem to have helped the Christian cause more than they hurt it.
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Castano wrote:REPENT ALL YOU HEATHENS

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