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:eek: :lmao: :hail:


Sheer brilliance ^^

well done , yet again
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Woodcutter

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I'm your woodcutter, pretty baby,
Throw your orchard gate open wide.
I'm your woodcutter pretty baby,
Throw your orchard gate open wide.
I'll split your cleft and pick your peaches,
If you will just let me inside.

I've got a wedge and a maul,
And i've come to split your wood,
I've got a wedge and a maul,
And I've come to split your wood,
When I start to hammer,
I spread it open like i should.

I've got a crosscut saw,
Let me settle in your groove,
I've got a crosscut saw,
Let me settle in your groove,
When I get to working,
I cut in every way I move.

Baby, lend me your pail,
I've come to tap your maple tree,
Baby lend me your pail,
I've come to tap your maple tree,
And when I get to tapping,
Just watch your syrup flow for me.
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:shock: :eek: :shock: :eek: :cheer:


:lmao:

another great one ^^ well done
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:lol:
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.~~Groucho Marx
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Riverside Haiku

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Bait is gone again,
A pile of weeds at my feet,
The fish are laughing.

They aren't biting,
This bait is clearly worthless,
Bloody cheat Fulgath.

A flash of silver scale,
The line taught and the pole bends,
A trout for my love.

Grey eyes and dark hair,
Kisses of clove and ginger,
My love Arista.

My heart beats faster,
My mouth is dry and face flushed,
How I adore her.

Black hair billowing,
My pillow welcomes her touch,
Not as much as I.
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Gypsy Moonshine

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Starry Arista, my love my dream,
Glittering bright in the cosmic stream,
The rivers of time and of space cease to flow,
When they cast their gaze on Arista below.

Shimmering comet, streaks cross my mind,
Illuminates my spirit, till all woe left behind,
Is a scattered remnant of eternity's rust,
In her love all sorrow is ashes and dust.

The sun and the moon she keeps in her eyes,
Her face: the broad and glorious skies,
In fine constelations, her collection of scars,
Is like the vast ocean reflecting the stars.

But the improbable glory that fills me with awe,
Is the chance that my soul was the one that she saw,
And as I plumetted, her arms she threw open wide,
That my life might find meaning awaiting inside.
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If You Were Wondering. And The Pwince Wetuwns

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Those last two are just in case people thought that the role-play had stopped. And the next... is what it is.

This is for those who missed out on the latest appearance of the Pwince Of Dawkness.
And for those wondering "Who the hell is the Pwince of Dawkness:
Easily wecognized... recognized, clad in black hood and cassock with red trim and a flowing black cape, this pulsating force of concentrated shadowy mystery has frequently been found stalking maidens in the Red Rock Inn outside of Dagger Falls. Some say that his speech is impeded by long curving fangs. Others, that he has the tongue of a serpent. Still others are too stunned by his presence to bother wondering.

There are those that are convinced that he is an alter ego of Renunzio Buonofortuna, but to them, we say, "META!", and cluck our tongues disapprovingly.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *swoops down the stairs, his black cloak flowing behind him*

Arista: * arches a brow and smiles*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *swirls the cloak around his arm and cowls his face with it*

Arista: what is this then? * grins sipping her milk*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Ho ho... What have we heoh? A wovewy viwginaw maiden, aww dwessed in bwack and white *glides toward her*

Arista: * laughs*

Arista: oh dear.. i DO believe my virtue is in peril...

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Do not be feohfuww of my pwesence, my deoh.... The Pwince has wecognized youw gwaces.
I know the dawk compewwing natuoh that suwwounds me may be intimidating... but I do not shun the mystewy.*gazes intently into her eyes*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Ah.. she swoons... perwfect.

Arista: * bites her lip and grins*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *leans in and peers down her blouse*

Arista: * dramatically places a hand to her cheek* oh dear what EVER shall i do?

Renunzio Buonofortuna: A what miwky white invitations dwaw me to youah side, my fwail shuddohing fwowew.*runs his hands tracing her form only a few inches from her. *

Enter Hebril

Hebril: *snow quickly melts upon his hood and cloak*

Arista: * bursts into laughter*

Hebril: *runs a hand through his hair, looking around*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *offers his hand* Come suwwendew to the dewights onwy the shadows can offoh.....

Arista: * closes her eyes and shakes her head* No No i mustn't

Arista: * laughs* my husband will be devastated

Hebril: Milk *smiles gently*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *clutches the cloak to his chest* Husband?
But then...

Hebril: *takes his mug, glancing down at the performer*

Arista: * grins*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: You have decieved the Pwince ..... he thought you a viwgin.... this wiww nevoh do.... wait... Is youah husband that damned Wenunzio? *scowls suspiciously*

Arista: * bites her lower lip*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *sniffs her neck*

Arista: Yes.. the Great Vistani Bard OF Dagger Falls.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *places the back of his wrist to his forehead in tragic defeat*

Arista: * bursts into laughter*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Foiwed again by the meddwoh! Dwats. I wiww take my weave of you, then.

Hebril: *folds his cloak away in his pack*

Arista: * * continues laughing*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *swirls the cloak around himself and glides away up the stairs*

Arista: * applaudes*

Hebril: *polite nod to the Lathanderite*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: The Pwince seeks onwy viwgins... or giws that wiww pwetend to be viwgins.

A short while later, Renunzio returns.

Arista: * looks to the man and smiles* greetings

Arista: Oh! Nunzio.. you'll never guess who you just missed

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Arista, beloved, what did you do to him? he hissed at me on the way down.

Hebril: Hello *smiles softly to her*

Arista: * grins*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: *kisses her neck*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *makes a show of inspecting for bites*

Arista: i just told him i was a little.. married

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Oh... only a little?

Arista: * smirks looking back to the man* Well met.. I am Arista.. and this is The greatest bard in all the dales My Husband Renunzio

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *looks over to the man in the robe* Sorry to be so caught up in ourselves, mister... newlyweds... you know.

Arista: well.. if you like beloved we can go upstiars and work on being Verry married.. but i thought you wanted to go fishing sometime today

Hebril: * a slight, unsure nod* A fisherman? *looks to the hin*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *stops jaw working silently mouthing her last sentence. *blinks*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *voice soft with awe* I very nearly thought to give up fishing ...... just now..
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The River's Daughter Rag

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Shake a fin, shake a fin, shake a pretty tail fin,
Shake a fin shake a fin for me,
Shake fin, with a grin, lest I come diving in,
Shake a fin shake a fin for me.

Shake your tail, shake your tail, Come on shake your little tail,
Shake your pretty little tail for me,
Shake your tail, don't act frail, let it billow like a sail,
Shake your tail, shake your tail for me.


Morning on the water,
Come to see the river's daughter,
She is sweet and she is fair,
Seaweed flowing in her hair,
She's the watery belle of the ball.

And never is she cuter,
Than when she pursues a suitor,
She is willing, she is wet,
She's a charmer and a pet,
And she loves to dance with me most of all.

But I hear her heart is breakin'
Since she learned that I was taken,
And she sobs so damp and bubbly
That the fishes now all snub me,
They say no more will I be fisher king.

But still I serve her desires
With the songs that she inspires,
And this way I hope to catch her,
For my voice is still a bachelor,
And so to the River's Daughter I still sing:

Shake a fin, shake a fin, shake a pretty tail fin,
Shake a fin shake a fin for me,
Shake fin, with a grin, lest I come diving in,
Shake a fin shake a fin for me.
It has been my experience that, given the opportunity, people will in the end do what they truly desired to do in the beginning. Save time, let them, then they have only themselves to blame or you to thank.
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Fey Bonding Song

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Hey come, merry come, and merry be our meeting,
On nimble feet with kisses sweet,
For joys are often fleeting,

Hey come, merry come, merry be our dancing,
And with each chance, another chance,
At lightfooted romancing.

Hey come, merry come, merry be the knowing,
Unspoken words and secrets heard,
When knowing eyes are showing.

Hey come, merry come, merry be our revels,
With sweet wine sips, from rosy lips,
Leave sorrows for the devils.

Hey come, merry come, merry be the oathing,
Promises sworn, twixt dusk and morn,
Serve feyfolk for betrothing.

Hey come, merry come, and merry ever parting,
Five kisses now, placed on your brow,
Bind you to my sweethearting.

Hey come, merry come, and merry never leaving,
Forever mine, with the kisses nine,
Your bosom is recieving.

Hey come, merry come, Trooping all together,
Now you have found, That you are bound
And none may shear the tether.
It has been my experience that, given the opportunity, people will in the end do what they truly desired to do in the beginning. Save time, let them, then they have only themselves to blame or you to thank.
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After the Tears, Thoughts on Mossi

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No more Mossi.
I remember her well... in the moonlight in the temple to Selune.
Amidst the flowers.. daisies in her hair..
And we danced.
She didn't even mind that I was.. you know.. *gestures to his obviously improbably height.*
Not like that Mother Widenbottom
I was just Renunzio... her friend.

I knew a lass named Mossi,
She was fun and she was fair,
She'd lighten up your pockets,
And stroke your willie while she was there.

Sunites?
Our Ladies of the Liberal Labias?
Sharessians?
There are those.. but the Sunites are almost as bad, or good. or well trampy.
Not that I have hard words for trampy...
Pots and kettles and all that.

And burning down the home of a sorceress bitch is one thing.. but screwing up a peace treaty in progress.... while the Local Lord is there... it was pushing it.
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Scandalous (21+)

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Oh you'll never know,
You wouldn't believe, the things that I have seen,
Tits and ass, all in the grass ,
And stained a lovely green.

And how you ask,
Did they get that stain, however did it come there?
With a rush and a kiss, and surrender to bliss,
All lost in her raven hair.

A surrender to bliss,
And a tender kiss,
Some rubbing and scrubbing,
And deep dark tongue grubbing,
All on the grass so green.

Undressing and pressing,
And prodding the blessing,
And trusting the thrusting
That some call disgusting,
Kneeling and squealing
And lost in the feeling,
oh the sights that I have seen!

Oh, you'll never know, You wouldn't believe,
The things that I have known,
That thrill and that chill
That makes the loins spill,
When I hear my beloved love moan!

Oh, you'll never know, you wouldn't believe,
The things that I have seen,
The Bamboo Seeks the Sun,
When the Cavern Streams Run.
And the light takes a warm shade of green.
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:music:

You have enough for a CD, and that's just since yesterday!


Bravo!
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.~~Groucho Marx
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Mestin Durmark: Nunzio... I'm sorry

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *looks to Mestin*

Laurelin: *looks up to him*

Renunzio Buonofortuna:
No one believed me.
I know what happened
But knowing won't help.
And speaking up never helps...
We can just clean up the bodies...
And pretend to our vengeance.
But it doesn't make anything right.

Mestin Durmark: It never does

Renunzio Buonofortuna:It is just.... .. futile.

Arista: no.* looks at him*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *sighs*

Arista: * sinks to the ground* look at me.

Renunzio Buonofortuna:*looks at her*

Arista: do not give up. Not now.

Renunzio Buonofortuna:
I am not giving up.
The point is not to give up.

Arista: it is not futile... you know your friends.. you know we will find out the truth.

Renunzio Buonofortuna:The point is that we keep going .

Laurelin: *swallows* *nods*

Mestin Durmark: Its all you can do

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Even if we know we will fail.. Because we have to try.

Arista: * nods in agreement with her*

Renunzio Buonofortuna:
It is just the trying that matters.
And he tried.
My Friend tried.

Laurelin: *weak smile, spins on her toe*




Arista :* sinks to her knees again and takes his hand*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *collapses into her lap*
I am going to cry now.
I really need to.

Arista : * covers him with her cloak shielding him from the rain*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *buries his head into her lap and sobs*
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The "Pwince of Dawkness" cracks me up.
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Mister Walking Hand and Barbarian Bunny

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Arista: Selune is smileing now..

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Good. Want to make her blush?

Arista: * sighs and lays back on the grass looking up at the stars*
* looks at him* make Selune Blush?

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *lays beside her, his head resting on her solar plexus*

Arista: * arches an eyebrow* you have seven dancing dwarves in pink tutu's in your pack?

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *blinks* um...no?

Arista: i think that might make her blush * grins*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *makes little walking man with his index and middle fingers and takes him for a stroll across her bosom*

Arista: * squirms and giggles* seriously..
Renunzio Buonofortuna: *small voice* Eek earthquake.

Arista: have yu ever seen a dwarf in a tutu?* laughs*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Another tremor! And no.. how about you, mister Walking Hand? What? No? *listens to a small voice*

Arista: trust me.. you don't want to

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *ventriloquizes* Never seen a dwarf in a tutu, just one in a mumu... like a forest of hair on a granite block.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: A mumu?

Arista: * chuckles watching*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *little voice* Like a towel, only less concealing.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: ARe you sure?
*one finger imitates a toe digging into the ground behind the other finger* *little voice* Well.. not really.. i just didn't want to be left out of the conversation...

Arista: * bursts into laughter*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *fingers run in little circles*

Arista: * holds up two fingers to him*
look...it's a bunny...

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *little voice* Can you calm her down? I am going to get hurt here.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *left hand clutches the side of his face with glee* A bunny! I love bunnies.!

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Wait... *face gets serious*

Arista: * turns the bunny to him as if it's looking at him quizically*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: You aren't telling me that the rabbit is looking in.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Hullo, Miss Bunny, aren't you just the most adorable thing.. *grins*

Arista: * the bunny cocks an ear*
* a teeny slightly squeeky voice* i am the bigest most deadly bunny barbarian eva!

Renunzio Buonofortuna: And best of all.. you can make rude gestures with your ears!

Arista: raaaaag! * chuckles*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *Mister Hand* Sheesh! would you look at the size of that thing!

Arista: * the bunny flexes it's "arms" * grrrr

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *mister walking hand backs up a little* Nice bunny...

Arista: * the bunny attacks and squishes mr. hand* raaa raaa raaa

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *mister Walking hand screams and flattens*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: my gods.

Arista: * bursts into laughter still holding his hand*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: That is brutal.

Arista: barbarian bunny rage..* grins*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: I think it has been watching zuna.

Arista: i think you're right

Arista: * brings his hand to her lips*

Renunzio Buonofortuna:*sadly* Poor mister walking hand. Such an untimely doom.

Arista: noo... he;s only a bit boo boo'd * kisses his hand again*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *mister hand twitches* Oh.. now you've gone and done it.. you've given him an erection.

Arista: * lets his hand fall and bursts into laughter again*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *mister walking hand * Wow.. now .. what am I supposed to do with this...?

Arista: well he can talk to Red Bunny over there.. she might acomodate him with ending that problem

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *mister walking hand* Oh... that is really obliging of her..

Arista: * bunny returns arms crossed* uh-uh... i am sworn to celibacy..

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *mister walking hand begins to stroll*

Arista: * bunny* grrrrrrrr

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *mister Walking hand* Really? You really have been studying Zuna.

Arista: oh dear.. she's a little... * grins* Zuna.. warrior bunny

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *Mister Walking Hand flees, while attempting to cover his erection*.
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