Willjo Tane (dwarven chants, journal, tales, sketches)

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long fuckin floater trot dat be tween Gate an Moot – fuck

met me kinsman Dori Black’ammer gain in da Gems – we trottin ta Felbarr we dids – kin dere presentin me wit a Samman Rune an tankin dem big I was – honored ta walk da halls I is – da forge unner Felbarr be a sight I neer magined dese orbs eer spy – someplacin I opes one day ta werk when me trottin be done – tis why I spends all day werkin me smackblocker right perfected – sumday I be known fer me smackblockers – an da forge o Felbarr be wheres I opes I ends up

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Payin homage ta Gorm an Dumathoin aye – All Fadder an Mudder too – shrines an churches be spread high an wide – felt like deys be smiling on a dwarf like no odder times I be prayed


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so I back gain in da Gate – doin me jobs – makin me pennies – done kilt a spidey big as a draft orse wit Dane backin me in da unnerground sewers – fuckin stinks like mudders tree-day-old mushy pie down dere – so I guess it ent dat bad now dat I tinks of it –

i been vestigatin dem rumours o dems poor sods oo bein beaten n skinned in da docks – Dane e beese elpin too – loss im fer a whiles thou so I beese doin me own sneakin bout on me lonesome in da docks lissenin fer spits o whot moight be round an whass been appenin – same same stuffs – peoples all in a tizzy as mens an womens too stunned ta knows da difference ta not knowin nuff ta be wanderin on da lonesome at night – some een taken when deyse wit a mate –

someone all bout enjoyin given sufferin an miseries ta odders – bad business no fears ta say it – so I beese letting wanderers know ta git tha fuck off da roads in tha nighttime mostly – pparently tha misrable basserds waits fer a lonesome pigeon wanderin in dere cups er whot ave ye and dey GRABS EM an BEATS EM den sometoimes SKINS EM TOO – fuck –

so I runs inta diss missus all covered in steels in da docks eh – I askin er ifn she be willin ta get all gussied up in a dress an ave me trot long behind er fer a trot er two in da nighttime lurin da fuckers out – well sweet saviours ye neer guessin it but SHE bein da bitch oo be doin da skinning – den she calls out ta er patron da Maiden o Pain Loviatar an done tryin ta smack ME down – well I neer eard nar seen nuthin like diss missus first nor nay last – so whot I do but I smacks dat bitch right up side er fuckin noggin to da ground dass whot I did – bitch –

den Dane showin up elpin me out an some poor sod watchman too aye – I bese tryin ta drag dat bitch ta da watch capn an er lass efforts done sucked da life outta dat poor sod watchman endin es life fer goods – Gordon be es names – done leff a widow too poor hunny – I sposin I be goin fer a spit wit er too soon aye – mebbe el per out wit a few pennies – so Dane an I gives er anudder real good tannin – beats er down an brings er in – not da widow… da pain bitch dat one – anyway dey locks er up an be given Dane an I some bounty een thou I be da one taken er down – dass awight I dinna minds – Dane be needin coppers too aye –

soon I be goin back ta dem docks – findin out ifn dat bitch be lone er ave a crew round – but firss capn tellin me we cen talk ta dat bitch gain – mebbe tan er up a bit findin out more info



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dere – finelly got da shankster slimy stinkin basserds face down from me noggin ta diss book aye – now ifn I sees a few more dem long legged swindlers afor I re-sees Maren least I knows ill amember dat fuckers mug sur as sur – be eadin down ta Nashkel gain sooner den soon cen be which be as soon as I knows soon cen be dass fer sur as sur – huntin fer furries bit easier den huntin fer men – deyse be a might pre-dictable dem furries – but sometimes dem long leggers – specially dem long leggers – deyse juss plain ornry make yer guts turn –

but I garantees ya mudder – ill find im – firss eel knows es dyin fer Eowane – den es ead be mine



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planning me bunker goin well – nar found a good spot juss yit – needin a good load o qualitee granite – opefully wit a few veins o silver mayhap even gold fer fundin – gonna be deep inta da earth but gonna be opefully near da sea or a thick river fer travelin – needin fresh water supply – defensable – opefully up along da Felbarr trail er close ta da outskirts o Delzoun mayhaps – mebbe gut out a cavern awready in use be some gnoll er orc clan – mayhaps be thankin dem fer startin it fer me juss afor dey get chopped -

be needin a few whot dem long leggers calls “home comforts” like…
a quarry – port – workshop – cellars few meats spuds kegs mushrooms wines brews ales n meads – arena – tavern – a smithy er two – forge – big forge – grand hall – barracks – church – kitchen – brewery – meat smokehouse – iceroom – barrel room – library – war room – smokin room fer baccy - tactics hall – armory – trophy hall – mausoleum – jail – living quarters – guest room er two – water wells – traps – few more traps – mebbe juss a few more traps – an a bloody nice dungeon fer ‘special guests’ - heh

dass not tae bad – once I guts out a cavern – redoes all that walls n such –

bess save me pennies now – gonna need supplies – escavatin – finishin – building – I cen do most o dat -



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dwarven chantins ~ Willjo Tane

ALE ALE ALE AGAIN

jussa few red pennies! dat wench will say
ave an ale tis binna long day!
nar minds if I does, pretty young lass!
but make sur as sur i got two glass!


ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE


slidin down a shined bar top
dat sweet gold draft, dont lose a drop
tankards made steel wood er clay
ave a nudder - I tinks I may!


ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE


fill er up fill er up
drain it down
fill er up fill er up
tastes right good wit a leg o lamb or some bread n cheese aye aye


ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE


afer few more
i nar gets bored
drinkin ale
it nar get stale


ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE


one two four
buckle my knee


((incomprehensible text))

fuck it

((several more verses attempted, sheet soggy and torn is all that remains…again))
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Re: Willjo Tane (history, journal, tales, sketches, dwarven chants)

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centipedes – fuck me – kilt da mommy where dey comin from now – fucked ifn I knows

few odd cases up long in da Gate I be meetin – long legger n a shorty – trotted em hup ta Ulgoths Whisker fer ta be droppin off packagin fer dems lot up dere -

Nerugi – well fek it all diss one got sum fumble-rocks rollin round es noggin sur as sur – quiet type – so nar sur ta be trustin im da once – walk slow – spittin wishful spits o da patrons watchin oer us all – yada yada fuck – pick up a sticker son we be trottin trou hazardin roads – meh

Buttermere – well oill be diss one spits like es at da royale galas o old – wizzardy type – pole n all – but nar breachin tree feet – mayhaps e be lookin fer anudder pole ta use as stilts I dinna knows er cares –

made me teary upalong Ulgoths da mistress o da place Hannah be tellin us dems fishery-men ent be catchin nar no nae fishies numore – fuck an I tought da sea be chocka blocked wit dem fishies meself – tollin me dems families be outta food too sose I be passin on me gold ta dems poor sods – fitty gold coin outta elp out fer a while – dat be buyin a ton o spuds id wager – meebe I trots up dere gain an vestigate sum – find out whot be happenin wit dems fishies – althou fuck dat ifn dey needs me out floatin round in a shit box boat hells be nar fury as ta dat shit – I be vestigating wit bote feets on solids no damn fears ta sayin dat -

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*sniffs* :(
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:oops: *sniff sniff*
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