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by Akivaria
Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:47 pm
Forum: ALFA Library
Topic: Songs of Alora Tuffet-Hopper
Replies: 50
Views: 35641

Re: Songs of Alora Tuffet-Hopper

Ballad of the Slayers Gather round ye lads and lasses And let me tell ye a tale Of Louene, Allynna, Steven, and Sargon With Parey, hearty and hale Looming high above them all A gory and grievous tower Its sword scraped the dungeon floor As it charged in all its power First they lopped its arm off T...
by Akivaria
Mon Sep 11, 2023 3:09 pm
Forum: ALFA Library
Topic: Songs of Alora Tuffet-Hopper
Replies: 50
Views: 35641

Ballad of Mack the One-Eye

Ballad for Mack the One Eye The constable has it out for Mack And really, who can blame them? Horse shit underneath my boot Is honestly more upstandin' Don't take kindly to murdering thieves, really So when I heard he'd offed an elf I smuggled her body out of his lair And may have decide to help me...
by Akivaria
Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Game Recommendation - Solasta
Replies: 1
Views: 29138

Game Recommendation - Solasta

Hello nerds!

Just wanted to drop in and recommend this game. It gave me NWN vibes when I was making my party, and there's a demo, so you can try it before you commit.

*stabs Burt*

Take care.

-Akivaria
by Akivaria
Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:31 pm
Forum: Waterdeep
Topic: Watch Notice: Monsters Loose in Waterdeep
Replies: 9
Views: 3381

Re: Watch Notice: Monsters Loose in Waterdeep

Migh' be time for me t' add a new ti'le to my calling card: Boun'y 'unter!

*takes her crossbow down off the wall*

Barrys, we're goin' on an adventure!
by Akivaria
Tue Jul 23, 2019 12:29 pm
Forum: Waterdeep
Topic: The Farranson Smithy Shoppe
Replies: 6
Views: 3551

Re: The Farranson Smithy Shoppe

*looks up at the sign*

*scratches chin quizzically*

*looks around*

"S'anyone wanna tell 'im 'e spelled 'shop' incorrec'ly?"
by Akivaria
Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: ALFA Library
Topic: Pea Keeper
Replies: 2
Views: 2914

Re: Pea Keeper

((Best bio ever.))
by Akivaria
Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:50 pm
Forum: Waterdeep
Topic: BARBARIAN RAGE GUIDE
Replies: 12
Views: 9325

Re: BARBARIAN RAGE GUIDE

oldgrayrogue wrote:Did you ever see Bearclaw? And done.
Bearclaw's gone loincloth?

:D
by Akivaria
Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:34 pm
Forum: Waterdeep
Topic: BARBARIAN RAGE GUIDE
Replies: 12
Views: 9325

Re: BARBARIAN RAGE GUIDE

Someone needs to roll up a legit He-Man, walking around in a loincloth, circa 1983.

Immediately.
by Akivaria
Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:14 pm
Forum: Waterdeep
Topic: Suggestion for Loot Distribution
Replies: 2
Views: 1591

Re: Suggestion for Loot Distribution

I'm pretty sure it exists.

I'll see if I can find it for you.
by Akivaria
Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:59 pm
Forum: Waterdeep
Topic: Suggestion for Loot Distribution
Replies: 2
Views: 1591

Suggestion for Loot Distribution

Instead of loot notes and hours of haggling, wouldn't it be possible to script a chest at the end of each dungeon that each party member can loot and get an item (or items) individually?

It'd be more efficient and fair all around, I think, and take some of the annoyance out of questing.
by Akivaria
Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:24 pm
Forum: Waterdeep
Topic: Wanted Dead or Alive: Note distributed to adventuring taverns
Replies: 9
Views: 4032

Re: Wanted Dead or Alive: Note distributed to adventuring taverns

Alora might be willing to try if it's not too deadly.
by Akivaria
Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:20 am
Forum: Waterdeep
Topic: Server expansion heads up
Replies: 17
Views: 5889

Re: Server expansion heads up

Cool.

:wtg:
by Akivaria
Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:04 am
Forum: Waterdeep
Topic: Beware
Replies: 8
Views: 3548

Re: Beware

Rumple C wrote:The real worst part is the goblins who can now keep stealing babies because pc fear losing gear.
Meh. It's Waterdeep.

There are always more babies.
by Akivaria
Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:47 am
Forum: Waterdeep
Topic: *pins a note to the notice board in the Safehaven*
Replies: 1
Views: 1323

Re: *pins a note to the notice board in the Safehaven*

Never mind.

Apparently one is more likely to be fellated by Elminster himself than obtain one of these babies.